Thanks For Nothing, American Girls Why I Hate American Girl DollsWhen I was in elementary school, I loved and still do reading. I was thrilled when the brand new series, American Girls came out. I loved reading the stories of Molly, Samantha, and Kirsten. They transported us to another time and taught the girls of the 1. But now With their very own collection of exquisite dolls, their accompanying wardrobes, and nicer furniture than I have in my living room, the only place the American Girls transport you is the poor house. Is that not okay to say Credit counseling, then. These dolls ring up at over 1. American Girl doll owner. Mother Too much There are practically a dozen different dolls to choose from, though of course you can also design the doll to look exactly like your daughter. I remember being perplexed last year to see a Facebook update that read, WARNING THE AMERICAN GIRL CATALOG IS IN TODAYS MAIL Now I get it. I would have given anything to have intercepted that damn catalog before my over zealous, eager to fit in 2nd grader got her greedy little hands on it. So of course shes asked Santa for an American Girl Doll this year. I patted myself on the back for my quick thinking when, after I sputtered about how they were too expensive and she promptly countered with, So whatSantas elves can make them I immediately dispensed with this thoughtful reply Santa doesnt bring gifts that the childrens parents dont think are appropriate. Whew. Side stepped that dream crushing landmine. Id used a similar rationale when explaining why Santa would not be bringing us a puppy the year that her sister was born. Unless he planned on also delivering a years supply of red wine, live in puppy sitter, and pharmaceutical regimen, Mommy would not be taking care of a new baby and a puppy. But seriously, folks. I dont think were in the Cabbage Patch anymore, Xavier Roberts. Look it up. And speaking of Cabbage Patch Dolls, may I present Exhibit A as to why there is no way in hell my seven year old will be receiving an American Girl Doll for Christmas. Last year she begged for a Cabbage Patch Doll, and this is how said doll spends much of her time these days I assure you, I did not disrupt the integrity of this scene by posing the doll. Not only that, but she was so psyched about being a Cabbage Patch mama that she spent her Christmas money from her grandparents and bought a companion doll for her gift. Thats right a second Cabbage Patch Kid. Do you think I have the vaguest idea where this prized possession is at this moment Hell, no. I couldnt even track her down for a second completely unstaged, I promise photo. Heres the thing if I thought my daughter would cherish and care for an American Girl Doll, I would totally buy her one. 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But there is no way that I will spend that kind of money on a toy that isnt really her thing. Unfortunately, after poring over the AGD catalog that arrived that ill fated day, shes decided they most definitely are her thing. How I Spent My Summer Vacation Activity Doll' title='How I Spent My Summer Vacation Activity Doll' />She has plastered her walls with posters from the AGD catalog. Of course, she also has these Disney tween assclowns on her wall. Mock Maiden is a community that writes and shares sex stories and erotic fiction. Try out the Kink Filter on the left to filter stories by your favorite themes. In my opinion, the only reason she wants one is because she believes that everyone else has one. And maybe they do. But our family has chosen to spend our money in other ways for instance, for the price of one of those trendy doll frocks, I could buy myself a pair of shoes. Im not kidding I would think twice about buying myself an outfit that costs as much as some of those AGD outfits. So unless I decide to buy the cast off doll of another fickle child consumer off Craigs List, the big guy will not be bringing a mini me doll down the chimney this year. Of course, we could get those rip off dolls from Kohls with one of our 3. Update Santa brought the less expensive version of an AGD for Christmas, and my suspicions were confirmed. Here is a photo of Julia, my daughters cherished pseudo AGD, in her new home, naked, on the top shelf of the closet. I rest my case. So what do you think Are AGD dolls an American treasure or a ridiculous racketLets Connect Find me on Facebook, Twitter, and PinterestBuy my book My Other Ex Womens True Stories of Leaving and Losing Friends, is available now Keep up with all my latest posts right hereReligious Easter Craft for Kids Make a Resurrection Set Its Printable.